I think it is more ridiculous when they give obese people electric wheelchairs and let them park in handicap spots
can you get a ticket for going too slow?
in case of emergency put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good bye
T.V. (including the news) makes me really glad I live in a rural area.
I know the average adult has 32 teeth but does that # include wisdom teeth? I actually have mine (they have never bothered me so I haven't needed to have them pulled out).
I wonder if people in Southern California have southern accents (I was actually born in San Diego, but I haven't been back in 20 years. I'm 21).
The people who go on Jerry Springer are f***ing idiots.
Most commercials are f***ing weird.
just easier to prevent stuff then go back and fix it later
can you even boycott a state?
I don't get why people start smoking when they know it is bad for you
how come so called aliens only show up in rural areas? You never hear of alien encounters in Fisherman's Warf or Times Square.
scientists would probably shit themselves if they found aliens
she bangs she bangs she moves she moves
Okay how the f*** did he transfer bodies at the end of Avatar?
I wonder where James Cameron got the idea for Avatar.
I love ducks. I have a stuffed duck (it's actually a duck billed platapus) I've had since I was a baby named Ducky.
''What's better than ass and gravy?''
I really don't get the idea that step-mothers are cool. Mine's a b****.
Gracie puts the sheep in sheep dog
It'd be ironic if Bear (Grryls) got eaten by a bear.
I wonder why we name natural disasters
it would be extremely scary if the stretchers for ambulances didn't have seat belts
the sun has roughly 1,000,000,000 years left
I don't worry about the end of the earth. I figure it'll happen long after I die.
I think it is more important to be healthy then skinny
I wonder if whales ever get thirsty
you never EVER walk behind a horse within range of the legs
cloning a mammoth seems like a waste of time to me. I think we should focus on stuff like curing cancer
it went extinct for a reason
I think if something goes extinct by some natural process it should stay that way
I think the universe is so astronomically huge there is bound to be more life
how can anybody expect to hear good news on Jerry Springer?
I wonder why the killer whale was renamed orca
What in the world does ''pop goes the weasel'' even mean?
Most commercials are really f***ing weird.
It's funny how people who do seemingly crappy jobs are happy as clams but people with 9 to 5 office jobs are miserable.
I wonder if anybody just wanders about New York trying to get on Cash Cab.
3 vulcans walk in to a bar sounds like the beginning to a bad joke
I think we are technically always time travelling. Not like in big jumps to the future or past but second by second.
I really don't get how people can have kids THEN get married 5 or 6 years later
why do they bother saying central time? what about Hawaiian and Alaskan times?
I imagine a boat is the absolute worse place to be during a storm
''Life'' (on the Discovery channel) is gorgeous.
I love how the security guards on Jerry Springer can pick people up and toss them
I wonder if there is the opposite of a vegetarian where they eat anything OTHER THAN vegetables
''If flop were a method of transportation, you'd be in China by now.''
I think 3d tv would lead to sensory overload
jack assery is an awesome term
crap, disregard stuff starting with (book) or (board). I mean to send that stuff to Mom but accidentally sent it here.
hay is like sand in that it gets EVERYWHERE
(board) Just because it beeps once does NOT necessarily mean it's working. I'll make it beep 3 or 4 times.
my cuttlefish can beat up your cuttlefish
Of course I've heard the saying ''2 is better then 1'' but there are some situations where 2 would be excessive (like 2 houses).
I personally don't believe stuff until I see it with my own 2 eyes
What is the population of RP?
Partaking in April Fool's is really juvenile
dude if I woke up and the burger king was staring at me I would freak out
