they are too pudgy to really have any distinct features
I don't think you have to be married to have sex but do think you should be married to have kids (Of course I know pregnany can be an accident. I'm talking about when it isn't).
f*** I wouldn't live where there are hurricanes or tornadoes
I wonder what would happen if you put jet or rocket fuel in a car
people who are different don't always want attention drawn to their differences
gaydar is an awesome term
I was doing the lyrics to Baby Got Back but I accidentally deleted it. F***.
I can't imagine anybody would actually want hiv
if I knew about a universe where I wasn't flop i would be pissed
stupid people shouldn't breed
I have a leather jacket and if those crazy PETA people threw red paint on it I would be furious
the internet is a series of tubes
what are leisure studies?
I probably think e d is funny because I don't have a penis
you can't really express your opinion with out stepping on a few toes
it would be scary as all get out if you weren't strapped to the gurney in an ambulance
what the hell is a jack a lope?
I love Jerry Springer. It's chock full of incest and boobies.
English is the official language so I think you should learn at least enough to get by
you would have to do something exceptionally stupid to break every bone in your body at once (even the bones in the inner ear).
I heard flailing on the surface of the water attracts sharks because it imitates a dying fish
I think if everybody could carry a concealed weapon crime would actually go down because you wouldn't know who would be packing heat
I don't get how some people can allow themselves to get massively obese
I think at some point it is just more humane to put an animal down if they are ill and old
if you drive an atv do you need a special licence?
videogames now are a far cry from centipede or asteroids
I don't think a woman's voice changes when she is a lesbian
I don't think a woman's voice changes when she is a lesbian
I don't think a woman's voice changes when she is a lesbian
why do men usually have a different voice when they are gay?
Of course I have heard of drag queens but are there drag kings?
I really don't understand the appeal of little yippy dogs
I don't really understand why they call it rush hour
I would never f*** with an ostrich
I wonder if bad ass is actually in the dictionary
I definitely doubt any kid dreams of being a road kill collector
I wonder if anyone is ever in the right place at the wrong time or vice versa
looks like most enviromentalism is just us trying to fix what we f***ed up in the first place
What is the difference between a sailfish & swordfish?
there are some weird world records
E.T.A. means estimated time of arrival
''Happiness is a warm puppy.''
I find it ironic that the word phonetic isn't spelled phonetically.
Just so everybody knows if I don't know how to spell something I spell it phonetically.
wiping your ass with a little piece of heaven
a real man takes care of his kids
how in the world can you be OVER qualified?
it makes absolutely no sense to have a tv in the bathroom
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse
I may feel lonely sometimes but I can't imagine how terrible it would be all alone
even after a couple of years I don't really feel like a grown up yet
if we are so concerned about over population we shouldn't let people have 15 or 16 kids.
is mad cow disease even still around?
I really wish somebody would visit me. No one ever does just because.
do people really close their eyes when they die?
is ashton a boy's or a girl's name?
sometimes ignorance really is bliss
I am really glad tv doesn't transmit smell
sounds like scientists use the god excuse to try to explain crap they just don't know
I don't understand why the women on Jerry Springer wear wigs
often the best solution is the simplist
I heard getting into space sucks major monkey balls but it is really cool once you get there
I heard getting into space sucks major monkey balls but it is really cool once you get there
