Thursday, March 31, 2011

1 of the ducks went missing for a short time today. It was a little heart breaking because the other duck was quacking her heart out looking for her

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

just because we are advanced and have dominon over the other animals doesn't necessarily make us any less animalistic

Monday, March 28, 2011

iron cobalt nickel copper silver gold and platinum
nothin says lovin like kissin your cousin
I know if something is plugging up the hole you shouldn't remove it if you get stabbed
Don't be insulted if I don't respond to you. My abilities on this computer are VERY limited.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

I don't know what I can say to get *anyone* to visit me
If y'all come by, it doesn't have to be all day. I'd be cool with, like, 5 or 10 minutes. I'm tired of feeling forgotten

Saturday, March 26, 2011

I have no sympathy for idiots

Friday, March 25, 2011

I wonder how you tow a tow truck

Thursday, March 24, 2011

When she males attack!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I would think violent crime would actually go down if everybody knew self defense
I would think violent crime would actually go down if everybody knew self defense

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I heard dreaming is actually very important
chillin' QUAD
QUAD NERD

Monday, March 21, 2011

I bet 5 hour energy is nasty

Sunday, March 20, 2011

TENTICAL RAPE

Saturday, March 19, 2011

I think it is really stupid to reward people for intentionally staying unhealthy (whether it be too skinny or too fat)
I think it is really stupid to reward people for intentionally staying unhealthy (whether it be too skinny or too fat)

Friday, March 18, 2011

when you are flop you think of really weird crap
taxadermy is a weird ass hobby

Thursday, March 17, 2011

duck where quack boom
strippers make their dads roll in their graves

Monday, March 14, 2011

 I wonder if balloons accidentally let go by little kids eventually end up in space

Sunday, March 13, 2011

do ducks actually have taste buds

Thursday, March 10, 2011

I pride myself in being smart because people expect me to be an idiot
wtf is Elmo supposed to be
wtf is Elmo

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Most sci fi shows are pretty cool, but going faster than light breaks the laws of physics
(watching Jerry Springer) I didn't even lose my virginity until I was 18. it Baffles me that these people are having children when they are still children

Saturday, March 5, 2011

I think there shouldn't be gun control. thugs would think twice about f***ing with somebody if they might be packing heat

Friday, March 4, 2011

you have to have some kind of death wish to run in heels

Thursday, March 3, 2011

watching this show (1000 Ways to Die) really re iterates my belief in karma because usually the ass****s die
Does gravity get weaker the higher you go (like at the top of Everest)?
cleats to the FACE

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

we are all made of stars (I didn't understand that Moby song when I was a kid but I do now).

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

What's the difference between SUBjective and OBjective?