I wonder if they have a ball drop in san Francisco

I wonder why anybody would want to destroy Earth. Unless they have a backup plan, they would get killed too or be really lonely.

I wonder if there will actually be flying cars in the future, that would be awesome.

if a football is made from leather (cow skin), why is it called a pig skin?

Can zombies even get surprised?

I wonder if any conga lines have actually lasted 30 years. I doubt it

I think technically your brain doesn't stop really slow growing until you're about 30, but after puberty it is

I don't get the point of making a casket comfy. If you're dead, why would you care?

I would think it wouldn't be the best idea to have silver bullets. For one, silver is a very soft metal compared to the lead, iron, whatever is in bullets. Also, as I recall, silver ain't cheap.

my Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like ''you wanna trade cards?'' Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade you, but not my Charizard.

I guess people usually assume if you are flop you must be retarded, but one of the smartest people (Stephan Hawking) is (or was, I don't know if he died)

they actually train in a pool, since being in water is similar (astronauts)

like if you threw something in any direction in space, it would keep going until it got caught up by the gravity of a planet, star, black hole, etc.

I wonder if my driver's lisense (I am not 100% sure how to spell it) has been revoked

do they even do full body casts for dogs?

Captain Kirk's nipples

 who the hell still stands outside with a boom box to try and woo somebody anyway? I would think that would just annoy the neighbours

I imagine it would be extremely painful to be blasted by a firehose

I know this is a stupid question, but I honestly don't remember. What's antifreeze?

I wonder if q or z or x is the least used letter in the English language

quack

I got a duck xing sign, awesome! For those who don't know, I absolutely love ducks and have a collection of duck parephinailia. (I am not 100% sure how to spell that.)

I wonder just what the range is for human heating

I wonder, throughout the course of human history, how much stuff we have made. Also, isn't Venice sinking?

I wonder if Dracula and Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde were real

I wonder, if you shot at the Human Torch (from Fantastic Four) while he is all aflame, if the bullet would melt before it hit him.

I wonder why, after whatever was causing the discomfort is removed, why we feel it for a while after.

I wonder if like super heroes and super villains ever sleep, eat, etc.

I know men lead in ballroom dancing when it is 1 man and 1 woman, but I wonder who leads when it is 2 men or 2 women

do bees even have knees?

I don't get how I am scary

Instead of going out like an average 21 year old on a Saturday night, I am stuck here. At least I have t.v.

I think paper money is actually made from cloth fibers

artificial limbs are creepy

I wonder how the robots who make stuff are made

I wonder if somebody has 20 fingers, and if they end up getting 10 removed

blowing things up is cool

I wonder if Davey Jones was an actual person

I wonder how much force is exerted when you jump on a trampoline

What is a Sadie Hawkings dance? Who was she?

I don't doubt global warming is happening, but I do think it is usually blown way out of pprportion

Merry Christmas

I think it would be neat to have a little star for my little tree

it is Christmas eve

how come idiots reproduce en mass?

if you don't have arms, would you have armpit hair?

I wonder why we have turned every holiday into an excuse to excuse to get drunk and or over eat

I wonder who wrote the original bible

doesn't the frontal lobe (of the brain) determine personality?

killer bees sounds like something from a bad horror movie

bees!

you couldn't pay me to go to Detroit

I know it would be a very bad idea to put somebody with a bullet in them into a MRI. For those who don't know, MRI stands for Magnetic Resonance Imaging.

what is the so so-called ''hypocratic oath''?

I wonder if any women have been to the moon. Not being all feminist, just watching stuff about the moon.

If you dropped a super ball from cruising altitude (between 2 and 3,000 feet) how high the resuting bounce would be

sending valuables in the mail seems like a very bad idea

I never got the phrase ''big boned''

About 75% of Earth is covered in water, so the chances of something from space hitting somebody are extremely low

I am secretly a ninja

I know we (people in general) can go cross eyed, but I wonder if anybody can make their eyes go the other way

in soviet russia, car drive you!

I wonder if it is easier for a bisexual people to ''come out'' (for those who don't know, I am straight)

how come when ever somebody does something completely crazy, they claim to hear voices?

I think sibling rivalry is more prevalent when we're kids

recess, snack time and nap time would have been handy in high school

do the borders stay open 24 7?

logically noah's ark wouldn't work because the sheer amount of water it would have to displace too stay afloat and the carnivors and herbavors would have to be separate, etc.

I wonder what would happen if a marine mammal (like a dolphin, seal or whale) dried out

if you kept a laser pointer pointed at like a piece of paper in the same place, wouldn't it eventually burn a hole?

what is the point of being able to talk if I can't occasionally be a smart ass?

Luke, I need my inhaler

I bet the people who do jobs (like working in a land fill, etc.) actually wanted to do that as a kid. For that matter, I doubt any kid actually wants to be like a stripper

if you go far enough north in Alaska, you actually get 6 months of day and night

I wonder how ''doing it'' came to mean having sex

I don't even know what a godparent does or if the title has any legal value

I wonder if Reverend Shnorr (from Jerry Springer) is an ordained minister

I think your generation is generation x, so alphabetically my generation would be y and the next would be z (talking to Dad)

the ants go marching 1 x 1, horah, horah (I am actually not sure about the rest. It has been about 15 years)

since dog is god back ward, if there is a god, I wonder if he is a dog

since dog is god back ward, if there is a god, I wonder if he is a dog

since dog is god back ward, if there is a god, I wonder if he is a dog

I know men can rape women but I haven't a clue how women can rape men

I know men can rape women but I haven't a clue how women can rape men

I know men can rape women but I haven't a clue how women can rape men

I know men can rape women but I haven't a clue how women can rape men

I know men can rape women but I haven't a clue how women can rape men

I think most modern things do a lot of things mediocre instead of one thing well

I think most modern things do a lot of things mediocre instead of one thing well

I think most modern things do a lot of things mediocre instead of one thing well

I think most modern things do a lot of things mediocre instead of one thing well

I think most modern things do a lot of things mediocre instead of one thing well

moose and squirrel

Yanno, I was think associations whose names boil down to acronyms (like NAMBLA or PETA) tend to be asses

I don't think birds are reptiles

I think having a meteor hit the ground is actually fairly rare. most are small and burn up in the atmosphere, otherwise 75% of Earth is covered in water

I wonder what the record is for the longest-term healthy pregnancies is

pew pew pew!

can you function without hands?

when you are like me, you cherish the little things (like having a dog on the bed)

I will not eat them in a house, I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them anywhere. I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I Am! (it has been about 15 years since I last read Green Eggs and Ham)

what the hell is Pluto?

I don't necessarily think global warming isn't happening but I figure that enough other people are doing stuff about it

nerdgasm

I wonder how they determine who gets what number in football

I wonder if anybody is actually ever thrown at somebody else (like a baseball)

George w bush did come off as the village idiot, but I doubt any regular person could do better

even if you can't oxygenate your blood won't your heart keep beating for a few minutes?

even if you can't oxygenate your blood won't your heart keep beating for a few minutes?

then again I wouldn't even be in this situation in the first place so... yeah (reading)

it would be hilarious if somebody was dumb enough to give me a clapper

word to your mother

I wonder how cheese and photography could possibly get associated like with saying cheese for pictures

I wonder what they do with any fish they happen to catch (on Deadliest Catch)

I remember teething when my wisdom teeth were coming in

what is the difference between a metric ton and a regular ton?

I wonder why we are fascinated by echoes

waking up from emergency surgery, especially when you have no clue where you are, how you got there, etc. is really confusing

I wonder, if you chopped off Wolverine's head (in X Men) if it would kill him

if we discovered another planet that already had sentient life, what would give us the right to try and colonize it?

Hi, my name is Bob

I wonder if the parents from ConeHeads had to apply for citizenship

the dailing up noise is so last millenium

I wonder, if somebody in prison who has the death sentence dies before they get exicuted, if they will be revived just so their sentence can be carried out

I wonder what ice from like liquid nitrogen is like

I would actually say y'all when I could talk

I think ''How It's Made'' is fascinating

(sarcasm) I can't think of anything cooler than reading by pickle light

there seems to be quite a bit of 20 20 hindsight in history

I don't think black plague would be as bad now, since we would know now to quarintine

i would imagine in 3rd world countries things that aren't a big deal here (like mumps and measles) would be fatal

I would think you would have to be a bit of a sick cookie to be a surgeon

I couldn't imagine how terrible it would be to wake up during surgery

most times the side effects sound worse in the commercials for like antidepressants and stuff

how in the world do you carve a pumpkin with a chainsaw?

I don't get how dead plants tie into Christmas.

''That's my name, don't wear it out'' is kinda dumb

I wonder if that is just for voluntary thought

don't we only use like 10% of our brains?

I don't usually like ''survival'' shows on t.v. because they have skills and resources and stuff regular people don't.

energy (equals) mass (times) the speed of light (squared)

ricola!

I wonder if gazillion is a real number

one of those random thoughts i just ran with

I think vegetarians and especially vegans are basket cases. Animals eat other animals, and having predetors keeps the population under control.

damn! it's chilly

''History of the World, Part 1'' is really funny. I particuarly liked the syncranized swimming nuns, Jews in Space and Hitler on Ice.

shlong is a ridiculous word

I think most people assume if you are mute you must be deaf because most deaf people choose to be mute

quadding under the influence instead of driving under the influence

if somebody was dumb enough to give me a car I would lol at the irony

I heard if the entire history of the world was mapped out in a mile human history would be less then an inch

I wonder how seeing somebody came to mean dating them. I have never really associated those two things.

I wonder if Alaska and Hawai'i have teams in the NFL, NBA, NHL, etc.

I has toes

being in a metal tube propelled by a crap load of explosives seems like a bad idea to me

could you actually make an island by dropping a crap load of rocks in an area of the ocean? I don't think so.

is the Bahamas like it's own country? I actually don't know.

sure mice can have icky stuff, but I imagine killing one and having it rot in your house and stink to high hell isn't any better.

I like ''How It's Made'' but I wonder how they make the robots that make stuff in factories. z

I think people know they are watching t.v. regardless of surround sound.

''Do you think gay dudes get turned on by thier own wieners?'' The Todd from Scrubs

I don't quite understand how zombies would even work. our muscles can't function without blood, and since zombies are technically dead...

i don't get the appeal of coffee. Then again, I don't like the taste and I avoid hot drinks so... yeah.

happiness is a warm puppy

the birds and the bees is a terrible metaphor

come to think of it we don't eat cute things like puppies or kittens

how do the crab get in the boxes? if it was explained in the 1st episode I haven't seen it (Deadlist Catch)

No wonder people from other countries thhink we are dumb. Most of our commercials are about money and or food

I doubt anybody has met thier great great grandparents

I can math

1 plus 1 is 2, 2 plus 2 is 4, 4 plus 4 is 8, 8 plus 8 is 16 16 and 16 is 32, 32 and 32 is 64, 64 and 64 is128, 128 and 128 is 256, 256 and 256 is 512, 512 and 512 is 1024

I wonder if people have tried to rob the cash cab guy

do bees even have knees?

how insulting could it actually be to go somewhere people already live and ''survive''

we developed civilization for a reason

I don't think any regular person can survive like how they do on t.v. They have all kinds of stuff and skills regular people dont have.

that has to be really shocking to be getting it on and a British guy just bursts out of nowhere and picks you up

I wonder why us humans like to name inanimate objects

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

I bet the frogs people lick to get high taste terrible

why do they put a worm in tequila?

I think just having a button to press to start a car will make it easier to steal

do termites eat only wood?

I wonder if he has ever scared anybody so bad they had a heart attack in cash cab

@.@

why do people say babies come from the stomach? The stomach acid is meant to break stuff down into a goo for the intestines

I wonder where term ''Davey Jones Locker'' comes from.

In this day and age the term ''shiver me timbers'' has a whole new meaning.

1337

I don't see how it could be safe to put a pan full of hot coals in bed with you

weren't pirates one of the few people who could swim in the 1700's?

isn't uncooked crab meat mostly goo?

I imagine it would really suck to be joined at the forehead (conjoined twins)

you couldn't pay me to go to detroit

our eyes must be fascinating. we can see colour and in three dimensions.

I am pretty sure you would die if you fell 10 stories onto concrete.

the dogs are adorable

I r a grown up

why are grand babies so important?

me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke

spring time for hitler in the producers is hilarious

I wonder what stoic means. I think I know but I am not 100% sure.

Last one to the flag pole is a rotten egg!

I bring whole new meaning to jingle bells

I am the merriest quad in all the land

I wonder where the term X-mas comes from. I have never associated Christmas with the letter X.

I wonder what would happen if you didn't have a patella (knee cap)

moo

I could do a mean wookie impression

the old star wars is made of win

the old star wars is made of win

I can't think of any down sides to being flexible

I think paranormal activity is a load of crap. then again I don't believe in that kind of stuff.

I wonder how liar liar pants on fire came about. I have never associated lying with pants or fire with lying.

what the hell is a philosophy degree good for?

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I wonder what would happen if a woman took viagra

I has jingly feets

if Santa were real, just where would he get all the material?

I think rain deer are actually really mean

our dogs are sluts

I can't imagine anybody in their right mind would go on springer

don't you run the risk of it being eaten and choked on if you hide a ring in food?

bananas remind me of curious George

chain mail can actually get pretty heavy

I don't wear pants

I wish I could eat and smell. I loved Thanksgiving

I wonder if q or z is the least used letter in the English language

how do we transplant bone marrow?

if I was a kid yo gabba gabba would give me nightmares

gobble gobble

how do people who are deaf and blind function in society?

how do we hear?

I don't understand the point of trying to change peoples beliefs just because they are different

I wonder how the dog pile came about. I have never seen dogs pile on each other.

300 is so damn cool. I am surprised my head hasn't exploded from the sheer awesome.

I wonder just how many horses and other beasts of burden have been killed in battle

sorry if I got the date wrong but Happy Birthday! Victoria

isn't obesity about as bad as smoking?

I don't think turkeys can fly

I didn't mean to post that sorry

if I had to choose the tube in my neck or my nose I would choose my neck because I can't feel it

I absolutely hated when I couldn't open my eyes. just about everything scared the bejesus out of me.

why are grand children a big deal?

I imagine it can be a very bed idea to deep fry a turkey

I bet for its day the orginal star trek was cool. the latest movie is completely awesome.

how many miles is the moon from the earth?

why anyone would want to help destroy their own planet is beyond me t

wouldn't you die before you froze?

jo is one of my nurses. she is about five three and I am five six

I think I could just tuck little jo in my purse

I think if there were actually yetis or big foots there would have to be females and offspring. logically there couldn't just be one

I wonder if vegetarians and vegans need additional nutritional support. I don't doubt it but I don't know

where do we get Helium?

where do we get helium from?

isn't 4 score and 7 years ago like 87 years?

if Morgan freeman was president i would be like wat

XD

even though I am flop, mom gives me a pretty good life

God must be a peeping tom

I wonder what would happen if someone didn't have a pericardium

I wonder if anything else in the animal kingdom can be anorexic or bulimic or if it is just humans

cock juggling thunder cunt is a great line from blade

cock juggling thunder cunt is a great line from blade

I wonder if some people have their canines capped to appear vampiric

people are almost never calm when they have to evacuate

people are almost never calm when they have to evacuate

people are almost never calm when they have to evacuate

I think Chris Tucker has made his career on how annoying he is

pardon my French is funnier in France

I don't get how some peoples are afraid of flying. statistically you are more likely to be in a fatal car crash

I would think people would know by now that sharks is mean

how do they see hear talk smell or eat? people with asses for faces on south park

how many miles is a light year?

shaq is freaking huge

I don't doubt we will put a man on mars in my life time but converting it would take billions of years

teraforming mars seems a little like a pipe dream

I am claustrophobic

I wouldn't be caught dead in a sub in active duty

I think a kilometre is about two thousand five hundred feet

why the hell are there ads for Christmas? I thought it wasn't even Thanksgiving yet.

I wonder what the actual dictionary definition of terrorism is

what are illegal technologies?

can people shatter if they are dipped in liquid nitrogen?

do deaf or blind people have infirior balance?

how is everybody doing? I am okay. mostly lonely. I would sincerely love some visitors. doesn't even need to be some big thing just a couple people at a time.

I wonder if it is true lighting doesn't strike in the same place twice

wood stock elementary western hills elementary Amelia earhart elementary mountain shadows middle technology high srjc

hulk smash

I am Sara hear me flop

I am the hippest quad west of the Mississippi

I forgot I already posted that sorry

I find it ironic that the word phonetic isn't phonetic

I don't have parenthasees so I had to do caps

calling all local friends I am pretty sure my mom Correct me if I am wrong herE will help with the cost of Scandia or the movies

what in the world does the term bats out of hell even mean?

I have done two d animation and found it very tedious and time consuming. I imagine three d animation is much worse.

I think if the world was going to end by cosmic means there isn't a damn thing we can do about it

I think the twenty twelve doom theories are bub cuss. the mayans didn't actually predict the world would end their calendar just stops

knowing a couple people named joe brings the term cup of joe to a whole new level

don't get me wrong the nurses and my family are a great source of company but every once in a while a girl needs to see her own friends

I am the very essence of flop

how in the world does jordys visor in star trek work?

I wonder if dogs can be allergic to people like how some people are allergic to dogs

I am sorry if you are a call girl there is no way in hell you are classy

I imagine blind people have more theoretical hurdles then deaf people

I don't think a deaf super hero would work

if it fits it ships sounds like a thing for fatties

I really don't think anybody would be really calm if they were run through with ree bar

I wonder if a skin less person will bubble like a snail if you poured salt on them

I wonder if people in Canada have accents

If you want to help

Never easy to ask, but here are ways people could help if they wanted.

Items for Sara's care:
Gain HE laundry detergent
Paper towels
Trash bags
Distilled Water

Groceries for family:
Peanut butter
milk
eggs
cereal
spaghetti sauce
dried navy beans
dried black beans
smoked ham hock(s)
chicken(s)
butter
onions
cream of mushroom soup
fruit

Help with the bathroom:
Big bag of thinset mortar
Rental of or use of a laser level (shoots a laser line around the room - to level out and measure the whole room for the final grade and measurements.)
Contact information for a welder to fabricate the sink bracket.

Help with rent:
Landlords will credit me $100 per post for the back fence. There are 5 posts that need to be replaced. The fence sections that are out there would need to be put back up between the new posts.

Help with transportation:
My truck got repossessed and I could not redeem it, so I am going green and going to bicycle commute. I'm actually pretty excited about it. A friend is going to let me shower at their place in Santa Rosa, near my office. I can use my boss' vehicle for client appointments until I am able to buy a car later.
Michael is giving me his bicycle and I need a few parts to convert it from a mountain bike to a commuter bike. Michael will do all the work. My boy the mechanic.

Rear rack
Panniers (saddlebags) - preferably waterproof
front and back light set
bell or horn
mirror set
softer seat for a big butt (gonna be on it 20 miles round trip per day.)
trekking (butterfly) handlebars [recommended for commuters]

As always, cash donations are very helpful. Anything received will be used for the above, in that order.

With continued appreciation...Kristina

why in the world would you need adult supervision for a projector?

I wonder if there is enough human made crap on the planet to reach the moon

Update

Wow...Sara is pretty prolific on the posts. The stuff she comes up with cracks me up...and makes me think. I keep telling her she is smarter than I gave her credit for.

Sara is doing well. Pretty healthy, despite her condition. I had swine flu a couple of weeks ago, but she didn't get it. I isolated myself and got put on Tamiflu. Then the next week both Michael and Mike got regular flu, but didn't give it to her because they isolated also. We are pretty careful around here when it comes to her health...have to be.

Its been getting colder at night. Actually have to start running the heater to keep it pretty even in here. She can't take temperature extremes. She does like to be a little colder, rather than hotter.

As a family we are struggling pretty hard. As always I don't put the day to day up here. Gets hard to face. I'm not making money yet and my unemployment has been held up for the period I was eligible. Ugh. Freaking california.
Well, the landlords have finally blown a fuse. First they push and harrass me to get the bathroom finished on their timetable (using up all the money I had set aside to pay the first month bills above the IHSS money I get to help take care of Sara) and since then my rent is late every month. I told them why. They know what the deal is with my changing careers. They know the timing of everything I have coming in. But they decided to get mental and have sent me a certified letter saying they are not going to be flexible anymore and then sent me two separate 3 day notices to Pay Rent or Quit (on two different days - one from them, one from their lawyer.) I paid them everything I had but still owe $1K. I sent them back a detailed letter re-explaining the situation and telling them what I could do and when. I also told them that I cannot move Sara. It took months to get this house ready and safe for her - not to mention thousands of dollars. I told them I don't think they want to assume liability for her health if they terminate my tenancy. So...long story short...me and the landlords are now on opposite sides of the fence.

On the work front, I have gotten appointed with Farmers Insurance and am working with a managing agent. Despite my credit he has taken me on and put me under his business insurance and bond. He knows me and knows that I am very trustworthy and conscientious. He also sees how well I am able to understand and sell insurance. I have my fire and casualty license and am working on my life and health license. I should have done them both at the same time, but didn't have the $$ to do both classes and tests. He is paying for my life license and test now. So I am trying to finish those this week. Then I'll be licensed for everything except securities. I'll wait on that.

The lawsuit for Sara's injuries is going pretty well. The legal team has been working for over a year on the case and we now have a court date. We are going to trial in May. We are very hopeful for a favorable outcome. Lord knows Sara deserves a win with everything she has been through and will endure the rest of her life.

Until then, we are just trying to keep everything going. I have sent in my last piece of jewelry for appraisal. Then it goes down to an auction house in SF. We've gone through everything in the house and taken pictures for an estate sale. We will probably call an estate liquidator and let them just come buy it in a single lot. Then the house will be pretty much empty, except for Sara's stuff, my mattress, all of michael's room, and kitchen stuff. I struggled over whether to get rid of my kitchen collection. I finally decided that I really wanted to keep it. I have stuff from my Grandmother, her mother, my mother, both sides of the family, silly stuff, specialty items, and they all mean something to me and nothing to anyone else. There would be so little value to another person. I can look at pictures of feasts my grandmother had prepared and know exactly what she used and where. And, although my own daughter could be less interested in cooking, she does love it when I tell her the history of something. And nothing is better to share history over than food and food preparation. Anyway, there it is.

My ex husband is still here, helping take care of Sara. He's unemployed, too, but his business is starting to pick up. He should be out of here around the first of the year. By then hopefully my business is picking up too in the insurance field. Until then he has been helping where he can and donating some of his unemployment payments to the cause. its all good. Turns out we are still pretty good roommates. If we had been smart the first time we wouldn't have messed up and gotten married. Some people can be good friends and roommates, but horrid married people. That was us. Ugh. Anyway, we are good roommates. But this is definately not a permanent thing. Do like some privacy around here.

I have heard that if some kinds of alcohol mix in your stomach it can explode

in ancient times in some places the water wasn't drinkable hence beer

I wonder how we found out there are twenty four hours in a day

it looks a little odd when a guy shaves his head but not his face

I imagine the moon actually affects gravity the earth is keeping us on it and the moon is allowing us to be upright

would an ice age make it cold enough to snow at the equator?

I don't see how drinking raw eggs can possibly be good for you

disconbobulated

I wonder who came up with bark and quack and other animal noises and how

I think mythbusters proved you can't punch your way out of a coffin and dig your way out of a grave

I never actually thought about it before but apparently the words boobs and pubes rhyme

film makers just love to destroy the golden gate

stethamascope

if Michael and I stood side by side you would probably think I am younger because he is seven inches taller but I am about two and a half years older.

how the hell do you juice a grape?

while I am not particularly superstitious I don't like to take my chances on Friday the thirteenth

what are the chances that your heart will catch on fire?

the only pregnant man I have heard of was actually a woman that got a sex change and for whatever reason they didn't remove the uterus

I wonder if it is true that lighting doesn't usually strike in the same place twice unless there is a lightning rod

why do when people die in movies are they so cold? do you really go cold when you are fatally injured?

didn't Anne Frank hide in a basement?

nothing in my life happens very quickly so I have to wait not complaining just an observation

I think religious fanatics especially violent ones are asses

I thought the basic function of every branch of the military is homeland security

pig nipples

why would somebody load a gun before cleaning it?

I know mad scientist usually means crazy. I wonder if mad scientist ever means angry

I would think it would actually be illegal to swim in an oasis because they can be the main water source for an area

with just how infinitely massive the universe is there is bound to be more life

i couldn't imagine just how horrible it would be to be burned at the stake

I think most people would think I was the younger sibling if Michael and I stood side by side.

I was referring to newly weds. sorry for the confusion

I was watching robin hood men in tights when the sheriff of rodingham was using a jack hammer on maid mariannes chastity belt

I wonder if like an actor is married is it okay for them to kiss other actors for work

show me a married couple that doesn't bump uglies and I will show you the loch ness monster with three eyes

it would be really weird if there were pink and purple people.

I am flop

what does the spleen do?

why would a scuba diver possibly need a snorkel?

I don't doubt that the magnetic poles would eventually reverse but I think it would take trillions of years

I like things that debunks stories in the bible. realistically none off them make sense

Noahs ark

the amount of water the ark would have had to displace would be astronomical. also the herbavors and carnivors would have to be separately and there would have to be ways to deliver food and remove waste.

how in the world do you walk with heels in sand?

being warm-blooded is a gargantuan advantage

I wonder who the coaches talk to with their head sets in football

I imagine it would be completely horrible to be burnt alive

before nine eleven i had never even heard of the world trade center

what is with the two thousand twelve doom theory?

I wonder if they would rebuild the golden gate if it got destroyed

I don't know a single person that likes to parallel park

I used a head set for my cell phone while driving for a reason

I wonder what would happen if a straight woman called the thing for gay men

unibrows are freaky

dogs of the hot variety

I can't imagine why people would want to go to the poles. they are damn cold. really what could be so important and interesting about them?

I can't imagine why people would want to go to the poles. they are damn cold. really what could be so important and interesting about them?

how in the world do you get out of a whirl pool?

its a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

hurricanes are pretty bad I am glad we only get earthquakes

spa gazelle

bees

can a woman even be king?

flopasorus rex

I am a lean mean flop machine

sarcasm dysentary its anorexia for quitters

January new years February Valentines March saint Patricks April Easter may probably earth day June end of school July independence day August nothing September labor day October Halloween November Thanksgiving December Christmas hannukah kwanza and maybe ramidan

I think August is the only month with no holidays

I have never been really interested in the military. even if I was OK it would be an amazingly stupid idea for me to enlist because I have asthma and I can't get drafted because I am a woman. besides I would be the worst soldier ever. h

I imagine it would actually be worse to be crucified upside down because all the blood would rush to your head

what makes bullet proof glass bullet proof?

I wonder what the years between bc and ad were

I think it might be taboo for an aethiest to go to Vatican city

jo jo jo of the jungle watch out for that tree a a a a a a a watch out for tree e e watch out for that TREE

if you somehow removed the lens from some ones eye could they focus or just see blobs?

I think if homosexuality was really so evil god wouldn't have created it

I don't get how the church would really care about homosexuality. if it was really so evil why did god create it? for those who don't know I don't believe in god

it would freak every one out if I played a first person shooter and I totally owned

it would freak every one out if I played a first person shooter and I totally owned

svigmomenometer

I have never been very girly. I would be happier climbing a tree then getting my hair done

doesn't popping joints release like excess calcium or somesuch?

where the hell did the term gazongas come from?

when you have them boobs really aren't that interesting

assume the position just sounds naughty

I was thinking the advantages to me being an adult are I am already full-grown so I won't out grow stuff but I am definitely not a small girl by any means. for those who don't know I am twenty one

I was thinking it would be a really bad idea to put me on a roller coaster

why anybody would live at the base of a volcano is beyond me

lava dome

I wouldn't really be surprised if there would be like bovine or canine or feline flu

how could your teeth possibly be itchy?

I see things I see them with my eyes I see things theyre often in disguise like carrots hand bags cheese

first bird flu then swine flu i think they will run the gamut of flus named after farm animals

here kitty kitty

if I wrote even half of what I think people would be like wtf

I imagine there are a few situations where it is actually OK to run with scissors

 I wonder if you can run with the handle up with scissors

awesome it is Halloween

coolio Halloween is tomorrow

what the hell are the first two kinds? you very well can't be a third kind without two preceding it

yall come back now

Ohio

Ohio

I wonder if people are awake even at like three a m in new york or if the city that never sleeps is just a saying

mighty poopin power rangers

don't we only actually use like ten percent of our brains?

SUPER QUAD

I am the super quad

I am five feet six inches of pure flop

it is just gross if you want somebody to pee on you

I meant agoraphobia not agrophobia I forgot the second a

kill it with fire

I couldn't imagine how scary it would be in a sinking ship

I wonder where the term Davey joneses locker comes from or if Davey jones was a real person

isn't agoraphobia like a fear of trees?

espy ala doscious

I wonder what my iq is

ba dunk a dunk

I wonder just how many galaxies we have discovered

if I respond to comments does it even show up?

Two Years Ago Today

24 October 2007 - Everything changed in an instant.

I have stood on the very spot that her car hit and flipped over. I have sifted through the broken glass on the ground. I have picked up every identifiable remnant from her car, hoping foolishly that it would be the one piece that would fix her. I walked from one side of the ditch to the other. One side she was a bright, happy, vibrant 19 year old with medical school, marriage and a bright future in front of her. The other side of the ditch she was a "very unfortunate young woman" who had a broken neck, split arteries and clots moving up into her brain, starving her brainstem of oxygen, killing cells, dimming dreams. I laid on the ground where she was suspended in her car, strangers trying to put the fire out, breaking windows trying to get to her. I prayed that she was already unconscious and spared the terror of knowing she was trapped and hurt. I have cried silent Thank You's to those who stopped to save her and all who have helped her since.

She has come so far since then - since that lifeless heap, barely alive. She and I finally came to terms that she is never going to recover and go back to how she was before. Anything she does now is because she has learned it all over again, sometimes in a new way. And with that, anything is possible for her. Instead of waiting for some switch to magically flip, she can focus on listening to her body and getting her mind to talk to what is listening. And then teaching it to listen regularly.

Her face no longer twists and deforms when she tries to move it. Her smile is has it has always been since a baby. She mouths the word "mom" silently to me and it encompasses "Thank You", "I Love You", and all good feelings and appreciation she has in the simplest form. She turns her head side to side, laughs constantly and blinks answers to questions with sparkling blue eyes.

We have all changed. We have learned to live with so much less than before. Priorities are different. Fears are different. Hopes are different. But one thing stays forever the same - Sara's tenacity. She has been a feisty little girl her whole life. I underestimated just how strong she truly is. She never realized just how much I love her. We both never knew just how unwavering her brother could be. He has become the anchor for our family - tethering me to the ground when I might be sucked into the tornado above our lives, and holding his sister closely to him, sheltering her from the pieces swirling around in the air. And through it all she never gives up hope. She understands what the medical minds have said and what the data says about her prognosis. But she also has heard so many times that "we know very little about locked-in syndrome, but..." and then they speak the limits as they see them.

I believe in Sara. I'll always make sure she knows what the current information is on her condition, but I will never tell her she can't do anything. I believe in Sara. And if anyone is going to find a way out of this it is her. And she has unlocked some parts already. It makes her so happy that when I crawl in bed with her at night and hug her that she can lift her head and place it against mine - hugging me back. My heart and soul swell with hope and love whenever she does it and makes it easier to get through the next day, and the next.

Who knows what the next two years will hold? I certainly don't. But I do know that I am happy every day she is alive, and she says she is too. She has the best life we can give her in the financial condition we are in. But she has so much love flowing to her she can't help but be happy. And happy is the most wonderful medicine there is.

Thank You, baby girl, for calling out to me in your thougth - for telling me you were alive - for screaming in your thougth for me - that I would hear you and not let them take you - for trusting that your Mother would hear you and save you.

Thank You, everyone, for the endless good thought, support in so many ways (financial, emotional, physical, spiritual) so that I could be there daily with her while she was in the hospital and make a place where we could bring her home. And for being there for us so that we could save her.

no matter how big Gracie gets she really is just a big puppy and I love it

can't sleep clowns will eat me

I don't get asking parents to go online I have never asked mom permission to go online

itd be freaky if a baby had an adult head or vice versa

tenticle rape anyone?

the Stephen hawking voice is creepy

ketchup on pasta sounds nasty

what are the chances of being hit by a flying car

what are the chances of being hit by a flying car

I still freak out just a little if I have an asthma attack because I can't breathe but I calm down much faster

how could you possibly be allergic to stuff made by your own body?

I wonder why Batman won't kill

I think like a fire truck or fire escape or fire hose on fire is just ironic

what possible use could it be if you jumped off a building after somebody in an attempt to save them if you don't have a parachute?

how the hell does counting make you sleepy and what do sheep have to do with sleep?

it would be really really stupid to blow up a nuclear reactor because it would probably fling radioactive material in the atmosphere and bone us all

what are the first two kinds? for a third kind I would think there are more

how the hell do you get rx from perscription?

how the hell do you get rx from perscription?

i think if we knew like the world was going to like blow up what good would evacuating do?

as far as I know its a bad idea to eat most food raw

presentation Jesus

there really is a lot of weird shit on tv

I r super

I think it would be really really funny if I did a hand stand

if there is chance of an impending alien attack what possible use would evacuation serve?

were off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz because because because because the wonderful things that he does were off to see the wizard of oz

it would be really really odd to come across somebody who flunked out of kindergarten

me chinese me play joke me put p p in your coke

why in the world would you jack off a shark?

there is no way to win the game

isn't liberty island a federal no fly zone?

what is the difference between a pandemonic and epidemic?

nasty dog gas

what in the heck

I may be lucid and what have you but they have directly impacted my quality of life

are fencing foils sharp?

if you get double crossed twice is that a quadruple crss?

I think it would actually be counter productive to revive somebody before removing the thing that killed them

I think it would actually be counter productive to revive somebody before removing the thing that killed them

please beneficial a

I can't believe my own father forgot my birthday

Ok. The reason the blog is now private

We have a lawsuit against Caltrans. The ditch that Sara's car flipped in was classed as unsafe back in 2004 and never fixed. Our lawyers have advised us that keeping the blog open gives Caltrans access to information about Sara they don't need and can try and use against her. (lawyers twist lots of stuff.)

I have to ask that if you are now in the private part of the blog that you do not share things or forward any entries outside of this circle. We need to protect her from those who would minimize her injuries and prognosis, or who would harm her being made as "whole" as she can be.

I couldn't take the blog away from her. She has worked so hard to communicate and has come to rely on those people who respond to her posts. She doesn't feel as alone as she did before. She has an outlet, and expression, of her thoughts. I didn't realize how important that was until she explained it to me. It's almost like being trapped in the dark. Her communication is her light, and you are the rays of sunshine that come through the windows to warm her face.

You will now get to see stuff nobody else is allowed to see or know about her. If you can't keep our confidence I ask you to let me know and I will gladly remove you from access.

Kristina

Blog is now Private

We will be moving it to her site in a couple of weeks. Then it will be a forum type where users can also post up things to Sara.

dude

what do they do with beached whales?

I would really really really like some company today. I can stand being alone most of the time but damn if I am lonely on my birthday today

I think a drunk quad could be funny as hell

I wonder if would be allergic to hamster milk. for those who don't know I am lactose intolerant

I wonder if it is okay to run with safety scissors

rocking it nerd style

I would have gone stir crazy if I didn't have this

sorry if that last post came completely out of left field i just wanted to let everybody know in case I offended them

if you don't believe in evolution that is fine just don't lecture me about it

I believe in evolution and think we will always fundamentally be animals and try to dominate one another