Thursday, April 28, 2011

any dog you can do a field goal with isn't a dog

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

since everybody knows about the secret service the name is kind of ironic

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I don't get the analogy of the birds and the bees

Saturday, April 23, 2011

how come people in movies based in the future usually wear puffy crap
''Can fat people go 'skinny' dipping?''

Friday, April 22, 2011

I like game shows but it is kind of hokey to get something for basically nothing
bladder sling sounded weird
jesus is coming! hide the eggs

Thursday, April 14, 2011

I just realised something greed is one of the 7 deadly sins but the Christians on tv are awfully greedy
don't you need a special licence to drive a bus?

Monday, April 11, 2011

it is kind of weird if your hair is the same color as your skin
man boobs are just weird

Sunday, April 10, 2011

I wonder if there are actually yellow ducks

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

who the hell is snookie

Monday, April 4, 2011

 being afraid of heights keeps me from doing a lot of stupid stuff

Saturday, April 2, 2011

astrology is a big load