what is avarice

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Please come visit me on my birthday (October 11). I can deal with being lonely the rest of the year, but at least for 1 day I want to be happy.

Please come visit me on my birthday (October 11). I can deal with being lonely the rest of the year, but at least for 1 day I want to be happy.

Please come visit me on my birthday (October 11). I can deal with being lonely the rest of the year, but at least for 1 day I want to be happy.

I used to think sibling rivalry was only amongst humans

(on Jerry Springer) the person that cheated knowing full well what they are doing is wrong deserves to get beat

I bet 5 hour energy tastes like crap

symptoms include blindness diarrhea and erectile dysfunction

I think making things easier for women just because they are women is just as sexist

I think they should beat up the person who actually did the cheating instead of each other on Jerry Springer.

I am allergic to lactose and nickle

I think if a dog barks too much you won't take it seriously when you should

sounds like masturbation

I wonder what would happen if a woman took Viagra, Enzyte or Cialis.

I know it is bad luck to break a mirror but what about when you purposely score it to break it into smaller pieces to make it into a parabala

my birthday is coming up

if I have learned anything from tv, it's that you shouldn't f*** with the police.

I know every one is legally entitled to a trial but some bastards just don't deserve it

I know you can't graduate high school without enough credits but I wonder if there is an age where they force you to graduate

it pisses me off to see people walk away from accidents worse then mine on tv (especially when they are doing something stupid).

mannequins are creepy

I don't really consider something a sport if it can be mastered by old fat guys

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I wonder, if when somebody gets a sex change, if the Adam's apple gets added or removed.

Being flop gives you an awful lot of time to contimplate weird s***.

I think the term ''sitting duck'' is kind of an oxymoron because ducks don't really sit (at least the same way people do).

I think if you are willing to risk your life for your country your sexual orientation shouldn't matter

how come you only ever hear of old people with diabetes? I don't think I have ever heard of a child with it

I will be 22 next month

logically movies are usually no

BRAINS

QUAD BOOBS

POOP WATER

zombie quad

there is a point where taxadermy is just creepy

radio active candy

radio active candy

I think it would be really funny if Jerry Springer had a couple where the woman was actually a man and the man was actually a woman

it is immensly easier to prevent stuff then go back and fix it later

I must be saving a lot on shoes

because you touch yourself at night

the only good thing about getting stabbed with a saudering iron is it might carterize the wound

I thought bees died after they lost their stingers

how in the world do you get kicked out of Disneyland?

there is no subsistute for experience

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck

The Jerry Springer show is silly but the Steve Wilkos show gets s*** done

the only reason I am even remotely ok with having basically 0 friends is because I know everybody has their own lives to deal with.

It's funny, we all wish for a life without pain but it's actually very important

I used to be able to fight better then most guys

The Proactiv commercials kind of annoy me because the people they showcase don't really have bad acne to begin with

I think it isn't the best idea to be a famous singer before puberty because your voice is going to change

I have only had steak for dinner

steak for breakfast sounds excessive

dradle dradle dradle I made you out of Clare

The Jery Springer show may be the very definition of sleeze but he gives good advice at the end

The Jery Springer show may be the very definition of sleeze but he gives good advice at the end

1% evil 99% hot gas

so long and thanks for all the fish