Its disturbing when men giggle

expect the unexpected and you'll never be surprised

I know there are a lot of double standards between women and men

how the hell do you have sex with somebody and not know they have the wrong equipment

I can't take a person with a tattoo on their neck or face seriously

Do eyes get scabs?

it sucks that the only way to find out that you are allergic to bees is to get stung

it sucks that the only way to find out that you are allergic to bees is to get stung

it sucks that the only way to find out that you are allergic to bees is to get stung

it sucks that the only way to find out that you are allergic to bees is to get stung

I don't have any qualms about eating farm raised meat but I do agree with protecting, like, pandas

What is the difference between a psychologist and psychiatrist?

What is the difference between a psychologist and psychiatrist?

 I am pretty sure sawed off shotguns are illegal

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I have noticed with homosexual couples 1 is more masculine and 1 is more feminine

I've noticed that (at least on tv) the cops usually want to pull people over for something small (like a ticket) but the idiot makes things 1,000x worse by running.

I have noticed when running from the cops the LAST thing you want to do is draw attention

the individual is smart but as a whole people are idiots

I've noticed that if you are running from the cops, the LAST thing you want to do is draw attention

Size 4 is so unrealistic. I think I'm somewhere between 10 & 14.

Seems like braces would shred the inside of your lips (I wouldn't know. I had a retainer)

do scarab beetles really eat people? I doubt it

I think when kids are small they come first but when they can take case of themselves a parent can put theirself first

I never had braces, but I did have a retainer

bats are the only flying mammal

Can a cow get a sunburn?

When a woman gets a sex change, does he she get fake testicles?

Just so everyone knows, I don't have a H in my name. It's Sara, not Sarah.

beep

I myself am straight but I have absolutely no problem with people who aren't

I know being able to control the tv may not seem like a big deal to the rest of you, but for me I am regaining a little bit of my life that was forcibly taken

I don't get much to look forward to but I am a little excited about my birthday

I'm having a little get together on my birthday (Monday, October 11) from 2 pm to 9 pm. There'll be cake and ice cream

does anyone actually like anchovies?

''Did you sell your baby for drugs?'' WTF

just given the title of this show (Destroyed in Seconds) it can never end well

I have absolutely no problem with homosexuality

I think god is a perv

I think some people try to better themselves after their parents die because they believe their parents are watching them

@$$

Do men who shave thier heads have to do it every day?

I really don't understand the saying ''fight fire with fire''. I would think that would just make a bigger fire.

Those ''real housewives'' are a joke.

is there an airforce 2?

If a cow sneezes, does milk shoot out of it's udders?

I can't think of any situation where running from the cops is a good idea

i wonder if there is a deaf superhero

Exactly how much is a crapload?

I don't remember if I like sushi

I can't quite believe I have been flop for years

I turn 22 in a few days

 I found it was a lot easier to follow the rules when I was a teenager

Never underestimate the power of happy.

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