I love how unique my black ducks are. I don't think black ducks are native to this area
my life was completely destroyed by other people but those idiots on springer don't need any help
my life was completely destroyed by other people but those idiots on springer don't need any help
it seems like a bad idea for spouses to share a computer
I can't figure out how a guy can have sex with somebody and not know she is actually a he and still has man parts
it is funny that I like tom and Jerry as a grown up but I didn't when I was a kid
I wouldn't be surprised if the mythbusters were in the guiness book of world records
I know they are typically docile but you couldn't pay me to get in a tank with a KILLER whale
What is the difference between robbery and burglary?
car vs train never ends well
I have never actually seen a cat chase a mouse in real life
I bet 100 years ago no one could imagine the kind of technology we think of as common place
how come you need to use a wheel chair in the hospital even if you can walk
aren't those sea monkeys just brine shrimp?
What exactly is ''adult content''?
I wonder if you can make glass from regular sand (like from the desert or the beach)
I have absolutely no problem with the military. I think it is brave to volunteer to do something knowing full well you may die
what is it about old ladies and cats?
I think it would be funny to get $100 worth of crap from the dollar store
I wonder if Jerry Springer is married
I hear doctors make the worst patients
there is a reason people run AWAY from tornadoes
I think one of the appeals of tv is the lack of smell
Glass slippers (like in Cinderella) sound really uncomfortable.
my eye already feels better keeping it closed has helped
I've noticed that you generally shouldn't touch glowing stuff.
I wonder if the president gets junk mail
how in the world do you dislocate your sholder blade?
''Any man can be a father, but it takes a real man to be a dad.''
