Sara Birthday Party

Come One Come All to Sara's 23rd Birthday Celebration and Open House

Sunday, 9 October 1pm - 9pm.

Drop in, share some laughter, a piece of cake, check out her new house, and be part of a very special day for her.

No presents, as she really can't use anything and really only wants people to come say "Hi".

***address redacted***

See you There!!!

Hello All

First - I must apologize because I lost track of the blog. Sara's old speech computer was setup to let her automatically blog, and I totally forgot to set her new one up to do the same. She got so excited that she could Facebook that she hasn't let me take her computer for programming ever since.

Sara is doing AWESOME. She has regained control of her head and neck. She shrugs her shoulders, nods yes and no, and even laughs out loud now. Her full facial expressions are back and silly as ever. She goes through physical therapy (with Dad) once or twice a day, and resists every exercise (which is progress...she's not just floppy. She is intentionally resisting.) As such...she's getting strong as hell. She periodically moves her arms and legs, although not on command - mostly in response to stimuli.

She's pretty amazing. My favorite reason for waking up every morning is seeing her beautiful face. And hers is the last face I see before I go to sleep (unless my puppy is in my room.)

I'm going to revist and review the blog (and the original blog, which is offline) and figure out where to pick up from here.

Onward and Upward..

I don't necessarily think you have to save yourself for marriage (I certainly didn't) but I do think you shouldn't have children until marriage

When you think about it, a runaway train isn't that big a deal. It'd be easy to track and therefore avoid, and the engine would run out of fuel and friction would eventually bring it to a stop

blonde hair on black girls is tacky

tv makes me glad I don't have a sister

I like the ''you are the father''esque Maury shows, but I don't place much stock in biology because my dad and father aren't the same person

BIG FOOT IS AN ALIEN

trashiness isn't just for white people

beautiful black ducks

some people can pull off fat but most look like the blueberry girl from Willy wonka

it is obvious why greed is one of the 7 deadly sins

i think if you are here illegally you have absolutely 0 right to stay

I was born in the U.S.

quackemonium

I wonder who thought of putting money in a pig

is there a clean bomb? (opposite of a dirty bomb)

talking cheese would be creepy

having a similar first and last name is just silly

I think self defense should be taught in school

I wonder if any cake goes unscathed on Jerry Springer

of course I have heard of chickens running about with their heads cut off but I have never seen it

I wonder if vegans can have Jello

I can't stand when medical professionals get complacent

tv without the video (particularly How it's Made) is full of sexual innuendo

what is agoraphobia?

when you're flop you tend to think of weird crap

people who draw on their eyebrows tend to look perpetually surprised

If you're a hermaphrodite, doesn't that mean you're both gay and straight at the same time?

I think people forget politicians are only human

 that plane that simulates zero g would be cool but space sounds no

Food production on a massive scale is kind of gross.

little gaps between the front teeth are cute but big ones make you look inbred

that would be really creepy if your toilet paper piped up while you were wiping your ass

What is a phobia of ticks called?

I wonder if animals that live in water ever get thirsty

it makes me smile to hear osama bin laden is dead

what is truancy?

FISH SLAP

any dog you can do a field goal with isn't a dog

since everybody knows about the secret service the name is kind of ironic

I don't get the analogy of the birds and the bees

how come people in movies based in the future usually wear puffy crap

''Can fat people go 'skinny' dipping?''

I like game shows but it is kind of hokey to get something for basically nothing

bladder sling sounded weird

jesus is coming! hide the eggs

I just realised something greed is one of the 7 deadly sins but the Christians on tv are awfully greedy

don't you need a special licence to drive a bus?

it is kind of weird if your hair is the same color as your skin

man boobs are just weird

I wonder if there are actually yellow ducks

who the hell is snookie

 being afraid of heights keeps me from doing a lot of stupid stuff

astrology is a big load

1 of the ducks went missing for a short time today. It was a little heart breaking because the other duck was quacking her heart out looking for her

just because we are advanced and have dominon over the other animals doesn't necessarily make us any less animalistic

iron cobalt nickel copper silver gold and platinum

nothin says lovin like kissin your cousin

I know if something is plugging up the hole you shouldn't remove it if you get stabbed

Don't be insulted if I don't respond to you. My abilities on this computer are VERY limited.

I don't know what I can say to get *anyone* to visit me

If y'all come by, it doesn't have to be all day. I'd be cool with, like, 5 or 10 minutes. I'm tired of feeling forgotten

I have no sympathy for idiots

I wonder how you tow a tow truck

When she males attack!

I would think violent crime would actually go down if everybody knew self defense

I would think violent crime would actually go down if everybody knew self defense

I heard dreaming is actually very important

chillin' QUAD

QUAD NERD

I bet 5 hour energy is nasty

TENTICAL RAPE

I think it is really stupid to reward people for intentionally staying unhealthy (whether it be too skinny or too fat)

I think it is really stupid to reward people for intentionally staying unhealthy (whether it be too skinny or too fat)

when you are flop you think of really weird crap

taxadermy is a weird ass hobby

duck where quack boom

strippers make their dads roll in their graves

 I wonder if balloons accidentally let go by little kids eventually end up in space

do ducks actually have taste buds

I pride myself in being smart because people expect me to be an idiot

wtf is Elmo supposed to be

wtf is Elmo

Most sci fi shows are pretty cool, but going faster than light breaks the laws of physics

(watching Jerry Springer) I didn't even lose my virginity until I was 18. it Baffles me that these people are having children when they are still children

I think there shouldn't be gun control. thugs would think twice about f***ing with somebody if they might be packing heat

you have to have some kind of death wish to run in heels

watching this show (1000 Ways to Die) really re iterates my belief in karma because usually the ass****s die

Does gravity get weaker the higher you go (like at the top of Everest)?

cleats to the FACE

we are all made of stars (I didn't understand that Moby song when I was a kid but I do now).

What's the difference between SUBjective and OBjective?

I don't doubt that there is life elsewhere in the universe but I think most of the stuff about ufos is bull

I think dad is a title of respect. That is why I call my father by his first name and my step father dad

cleaning dirt doesn't make sense

I don't think people need to look like super models but they should take care of themselves

What's topography?

anybody who has a curable disease but chooses to do nothing is a f***ing idiot

I bet when the women were girls they didn't think they'd get married on a sleezy tv show covered in cake (Jerry Springer)

I can't figure out why butch lesbians look like 12 year old boys

most people probably think martial arts are just about violence but it really is much more then that

didn't osama bin laden die

I know the politically correct term for black people is African American but it doesn't really make sense to call them that unless they are actually from Africa

attack of the giant midget!

I like being a girl

you shouldnt make a drastic life change (like getting a sex change) just for another person

about how long is the great wall of china

boner pill ads are funny

can birds have milk or are they lactose intolerant

it gets pretty boring being flop

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

SHARK ORGY

I bet iRenew is a placebo

our planet is far more resiliant than we give it credit for

technically we are always time travelling forward

it is no surprise to me when somebody gets mauled by their pet lion

man if you are single Valentines day SUCKS

it is very tacky to not wear underwear with a miniskirt

even though I have seen The Fifth Element a gazillion times i still love it

if every disaster movie ever made is any indication it is a good idea to live in a rural area

What's the difference between theft and burglary?

it doesn't surprise me when a person gets mauled by a wild animal that they made into a pet. you can take the animal out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the animal

Just because you're rich doesn't mean you should go hog wild

they want to blame childhood obesity on this that and the other but the fact of the matter is the parents shouldn't be keeping soda and crap in the house or letting kids have televisions in their rooms

snowmobile plus water equals no

how the hell can you cheat at sumo wrestling?

I bet 5 hour energy tastes like crap

I won't have mcdonald's because I got food poisoning

rock 'em sock 'em rednecks

I am 22 and I am way more mature then any of the yahoos on Jerry Springer

I am 22 and I am way more mature then any of the yahoos on Jerry Springer

I think everybody should learn basic self defense

it is really unfortunate when somebody chooses to stay in an abusive relationship

you NEVER walk directly behind a horse

swamp beaver sounds like a bad horror film

I don't really feel like a grown up yet

eating bird babies is delicious

''You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.'' (The Dark Knight)

good rule of thumb don't date somebody young enough to be your child or old enough to be your parent

I guess parents can sometimes choose their children but children rarely can choose their parents

  people are idiots

child fund commercials are a big guilt trip

the most valuable resource anybody has is their brain so they should take care of it

why would anybody in their right mind ask a stranger to move their car (watching Bait Car).

geico has clever commercials

what is an injunction

what is an injunction

I love Denny's. You can get a burger at, like, 2 in the morning

What about OLD Zeland?

I am proud to be an American but some people take it too far

there are a few cartoons I liked as a kid I like again as an adult

I don't like bear grilles i think he is a jack ass

no one looks hot with braces. Maybe *after* they get taken off, but not before

any body who is willing to cheat once will probably do it again if they can get away with it (watching Jerry Springer).

 It's really funny when the guys swear up and down that they love a woman but do a 180 when they find out she is a he

if you need to go on tv to find out who the father is you have been sleeping with too many people

sneaky dog gas

I think we are the exception not the rule in the universe

the dogs set off the ducks

QUAD just sittin', watchin' t.v.

cow bell is the shit

Yanno what's actually pretty b****in'? Tomagaci.

''I would rather spend my life close to the birds then waste it wishing I had wings.''

I honestly think it is better to be intelligent and flop then amnesia and not flop.

''Life is too short to spend it complaining.''

the ducks are my beloved pets

what do blown pupils mean. I know its bad but I don't know why

 what is the freezing temperature of salt water

they are a non migratory species. It would just break my heart if they flew away and never came back

any dog that can be drop kicked over a fence isn't a dog

old cell phones are bricks

I miss being independent.

the land lord is an a**hole

going on Jerry Springer adds insult to injury

going on Jerry Springer adds insult to injury

going on Jerry Springer adds insult to injury

if you manage to kill a pet rock you should never have kids

I love my ducks

it is really no if a family tree doesn't branch

I think a kilometre is about 3200 ft.

tron was awesome but the 3D was underwhelming

I am a big pile of gross and I'm O.K. with that.

geese are the spawn of Satan

if a quad flops in the forest, does it make a sound?

I love Jerry Springer because it is a train wreck

you can dance if you want to you can leave your friends behind cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine

I would eat my foot before going on Jerry Springer

dog alarm is better then any commercial security system

Can an adult even fit in a dog house? I doubt it.

''It's 4 a.m. Do you know where your penis is?''

idiot plus fire equals no

It doesn't make sense to pay $10 for 2 $2 bills

how the hell does a keg stand even work? vacuum pressure?