Monday, February 28, 2011

I don't doubt that there is life elsewhere in the universe but I think most of the stuff about ufos is bull
I think dad is a title of respect. That is why I call my father by his first name and my step father dad

Sunday, February 27, 2011

cleaning dirt doesn't make sense

Thursday, February 24, 2011

I don't think people need to look like super models but they should take care of themselves
What's topography?
anybody who has a curable disease but chooses to do nothing is a f***ing idiot

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I bet when the women were girls they didn't think they'd get married on a sleezy tv show covered in cake (Jerry Springer)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

I can't figure out why butch lesbians look like 12 year old boys

Saturday, February 19, 2011

most people probably think martial arts are just about violence but it really is much more then that

Thursday, February 17, 2011

didn't osama bin laden die

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I know the politically correct term for black people is African American but it doesn't really make sense to call them that unless they are actually from Africa

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

attack of the giant midget!

Monday, February 14, 2011

I like being a girl
you shouldnt make a drastic life change (like getting a sex change) just for another person

Sunday, February 13, 2011

about how long is the great wall of china
boner pill ads are funny

Saturday, February 12, 2011

can birds have milk or are they lactose intolerant
it gets pretty boring being flop

Friday, February 11, 2011

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
SHARK ORGY

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

I bet iRenew is a placebo
our planet is far more resiliant than we give it credit for

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

technically we are always time travelling forward

Monday, February 7, 2011

it is no surprise to me when somebody gets mauled by their pet lion
man if you are single Valentines day SUCKS
it is very tacky to not wear underwear with a miniskirt

Saturday, February 5, 2011

even though I have seen The Fifth Element a gazillion times i still love it
if every disaster movie ever made is any indication it is a good idea to live in a rural area
What's the difference between theft and burglary?
it doesn't surprise me when a person gets mauled by a wild animal that they made into a pet. you can take the animal out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the animal

Friday, February 4, 2011

Just because you're rich doesn't mean you should go hog wild
they want to blame childhood obesity on this that and the other but the fact of the matter is the parents shouldn't be keeping soda and crap in the house or letting kids have televisions in their rooms

Thursday, February 3, 2011

snowmobile plus water equals no
how the hell can you cheat at sumo wrestling?
I bet 5 hour energy tastes like crap
I won't have mcdonald's because I got food poisoning
rock 'em sock 'em rednecks

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I am 22 and I am way more mature then any of the yahoos on Jerry Springer
I am 22 and I am way more mature then any of the yahoos on Jerry Springer

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

I think everybody should learn basic self defense
it is really unfortunate when somebody chooses to stay in an abusive relationship