Tuesday, May 31, 2011

BIG FOOT IS AN ALIEN
trashiness isn't just for white people

Monday, May 30, 2011

beautiful black ducks
some people can pull off fat but most look like the blueberry girl from Willy wonka

Sunday, May 29, 2011

it is obvious why greed is one of the 7 deadly sins
i think if you are here illegally you have absolutely 0 right to stay

I was born in the U.S.
quackemonium

Saturday, May 28, 2011

I wonder who thought of putting money in a pig

Friday, May 27, 2011

is there a clean bomb? (opposite of a dirty bomb)
talking cheese would be creepy

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

having a similar first and last name is just silly
I think self defense should be taught in school
I wonder if any cake goes unscathed on Jerry Springer

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

of course I have heard of chickens running about with their heads cut off but I have never seen it

Monday, May 23, 2011

I wonder if vegans can have Jello

Sunday, May 22, 2011

I can't stand when medical professionals get complacent

Saturday, May 21, 2011

tv without the video (particularly How it's Made) is full of sexual innuendo

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

what is agoraphobia?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

when you're flop you tend to think of weird crap

Monday, May 16, 2011

people who draw on their eyebrows tend to look perpetually surprised
If you're a hermaphrodite, doesn't that mean you're both gay and straight at the same time?
I think people forget politicians are only human

Saturday, May 14, 2011

 that plane that simulates zero g would be cool but space sounds no
Food production on a massive scale is kind of gross.

Friday, May 13, 2011

little gaps between the front teeth are cute but big ones make you look inbred

Thursday, May 12, 2011

that would be really creepy if your toilet paper piped up while you were wiping your ass

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

What is a phobia of ticks called?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I wonder if animals that live in water ever get thirsty
it makes me smile to hear osama bin laden is dead

Saturday, May 7, 2011

what is truancy?

Thursday, May 5, 2011