why are grand babies so important?

me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke

spring time for hitler in the producers is hilarious

I wonder what stoic means. I think I know but I am not 100% sure.

Last one to the flag pole is a rotten egg!

I bring whole new meaning to jingle bells

I am the merriest quad in all the land

I wonder where the term X-mas comes from. I have never associated Christmas with the letter X.

I wonder what would happen if you didn't have a patella (knee cap)

moo

I could do a mean wookie impression

the old star wars is made of win

the old star wars is made of win

I can't think of any down sides to being flexible

I think paranormal activity is a load of crap. then again I don't believe in that kind of stuff.

I wonder how liar liar pants on fire came about. I have never associated lying with pants or fire with lying.

what the hell is a philosophy degree good for?

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I wonder what would happen if a woman took viagra

I has jingly feets

if Santa were real, just where would he get all the material?

I think rain deer are actually really mean

our dogs are sluts

I can't imagine anybody in their right mind would go on springer

don't you run the risk of it being eaten and choked on if you hide a ring in food?

bananas remind me of curious George

chain mail can actually get pretty heavy

I don't wear pants

I wish I could eat and smell. I loved Thanksgiving

I wonder if q or z is the least used letter in the English language

how do we transplant bone marrow?

if I was a kid yo gabba gabba would give me nightmares

gobble gobble

how do people who are deaf and blind function in society?

how do we hear?

I don't understand the point of trying to change peoples beliefs just because they are different

I wonder how the dog pile came about. I have never seen dogs pile on each other.

300 is so damn cool. I am surprised my head hasn't exploded from the sheer awesome.

I wonder just how many horses and other beasts of burden have been killed in battle

sorry if I got the date wrong but Happy Birthday! Victoria

isn't obesity about as bad as smoking?

I don't think turkeys can fly

I didn't mean to post that sorry

if I had to choose the tube in my neck or my nose I would choose my neck because I can't feel it

I absolutely hated when I couldn't open my eyes. just about everything scared the bejesus out of me.

why are grand children a big deal?

I imagine it can be a very bed idea to deep fry a turkey

I bet for its day the orginal star trek was cool. the latest movie is completely awesome.

how many miles is the moon from the earth?

why anyone would want to help destroy their own planet is beyond me t

wouldn't you die before you froze?

jo is one of my nurses. she is about five three and I am five six

I think I could just tuck little jo in my purse

I think if there were actually yetis or big foots there would have to be females and offspring. logically there couldn't just be one

I wonder if vegetarians and vegans need additional nutritional support. I don't doubt it but I don't know

where do we get Helium?

where do we get helium from?

isn't 4 score and 7 years ago like 87 years?

if Morgan freeman was president i would be like wat

XD

even though I am flop, mom gives me a pretty good life

God must be a peeping tom

I wonder what would happen if someone didn't have a pericardium

I wonder if anything else in the animal kingdom can be anorexic or bulimic or if it is just humans

cock juggling thunder cunt is a great line from blade

cock juggling thunder cunt is a great line from blade

I wonder if some people have their canines capped to appear vampiric

people are almost never calm when they have to evacuate

people are almost never calm when they have to evacuate

people are almost never calm when they have to evacuate

I think Chris Tucker has made his career on how annoying he is

pardon my French is funnier in France

I don't get how some peoples are afraid of flying. statistically you are more likely to be in a fatal car crash

I would think people would know by now that sharks is mean

how do they see hear talk smell or eat? people with asses for faces on south park

how many miles is a light year?

shaq is freaking huge

I don't doubt we will put a man on mars in my life time but converting it would take billions of years

teraforming mars seems a little like a pipe dream

I am claustrophobic

I wouldn't be caught dead in a sub in active duty

I think a kilometre is about two thousand five hundred feet

why the hell are there ads for Christmas? I thought it wasn't even Thanksgiving yet.

I wonder what the actual dictionary definition of terrorism is

what are illegal technologies?

can people shatter if they are dipped in liquid nitrogen?

do deaf or blind people have infirior balance?

how is everybody doing? I am okay. mostly lonely. I would sincerely love some visitors. doesn't even need to be some big thing just a couple people at a time.

I wonder if it is true lighting doesn't strike in the same place twice

wood stock elementary western hills elementary Amelia earhart elementary mountain shadows middle technology high srjc

hulk smash

I am Sara hear me flop

I am the hippest quad west of the Mississippi

I forgot I already posted that sorry

I find it ironic that the word phonetic isn't phonetic

I don't have parenthasees so I had to do caps

calling all local friends I am pretty sure my mom Correct me if I am wrong herE will help with the cost of Scandia or the movies

what in the world does the term bats out of hell even mean?

I have done two d animation and found it very tedious and time consuming. I imagine three d animation is much worse.

I think if the world was going to end by cosmic means there isn't a damn thing we can do about it

I think the twenty twelve doom theories are bub cuss. the mayans didn't actually predict the world would end their calendar just stops

knowing a couple people named joe brings the term cup of joe to a whole new level

don't get me wrong the nurses and my family are a great source of company but every once in a while a girl needs to see her own friends

I am the very essence of flop

how in the world does jordys visor in star trek work?

I wonder if dogs can be allergic to people like how some people are allergic to dogs

I am sorry if you are a call girl there is no way in hell you are classy

I imagine blind people have more theoretical hurdles then deaf people

I don't think a deaf super hero would work

if it fits it ships sounds like a thing for fatties

I really don't think anybody would be really calm if they were run through with ree bar

I wonder if a skin less person will bubble like a snail if you poured salt on them

I wonder if people in Canada have accents

If you want to help

Never easy to ask, but here are ways people could help if they wanted.

Items for Sara's care:
Gain HE laundry detergent
Paper towels
Trash bags
Distilled Water

Groceries for family:
Peanut butter
milk
eggs
cereal
spaghetti sauce
dried navy beans
dried black beans
smoked ham hock(s)
chicken(s)
butter
onions
cream of mushroom soup
fruit

Help with the bathroom:
Big bag of thinset mortar
Rental of or use of a laser level (shoots a laser line around the room - to level out and measure the whole room for the final grade and measurements.)
Contact information for a welder to fabricate the sink bracket.

Help with rent:
Landlords will credit me $100 per post for the back fence. There are 5 posts that need to be replaced. The fence sections that are out there would need to be put back up between the new posts.

Help with transportation:
My truck got repossessed and I could not redeem it, so I am going green and going to bicycle commute. I'm actually pretty excited about it. A friend is going to let me shower at their place in Santa Rosa, near my office. I can use my boss' vehicle for client appointments until I am able to buy a car later.
Michael is giving me his bicycle and I need a few parts to convert it from a mountain bike to a commuter bike. Michael will do all the work. My boy the mechanic.

Rear rack
Panniers (saddlebags) - preferably waterproof
front and back light set
bell or horn
mirror set
softer seat for a big butt (gonna be on it 20 miles round trip per day.)
trekking (butterfly) handlebars [recommended for commuters]

As always, cash donations are very helpful. Anything received will be used for the above, in that order.

With continued appreciation...Kristina

why in the world would you need adult supervision for a projector?

I wonder if there is enough human made crap on the planet to reach the moon

Update

Wow...Sara is pretty prolific on the posts. The stuff she comes up with cracks me up...and makes me think. I keep telling her she is smarter than I gave her credit for.

Sara is doing well. Pretty healthy, despite her condition. I had swine flu a couple of weeks ago, but she didn't get it. I isolated myself and got put on Tamiflu. Then the next week both Michael and Mike got regular flu, but didn't give it to her because they isolated also. We are pretty careful around here when it comes to her health...have to be.

Its been getting colder at night. Actually have to start running the heater to keep it pretty even in here. She can't take temperature extremes. She does like to be a little colder, rather than hotter.

As a family we are struggling pretty hard. As always I don't put the day to day up here. Gets hard to face. I'm not making money yet and my unemployment has been held up for the period I was eligible. Ugh. Freaking california.
Well, the landlords have finally blown a fuse. First they push and harrass me to get the bathroom finished on their timetable (using up all the money I had set aside to pay the first month bills above the IHSS money I get to help take care of Sara) and since then my rent is late every month. I told them why. They know what the deal is with my changing careers. They know the timing of everything I have coming in. But they decided to get mental and have sent me a certified letter saying they are not going to be flexible anymore and then sent me two separate 3 day notices to Pay Rent or Quit (on two different days - one from them, one from their lawyer.) I paid them everything I had but still owe $1K. I sent them back a detailed letter re-explaining the situation and telling them what I could do and when. I also told them that I cannot move Sara. It took months to get this house ready and safe for her - not to mention thousands of dollars. I told them I don't think they want to assume liability for her health if they terminate my tenancy. So...long story short...me and the landlords are now on opposite sides of the fence.

On the work front, I have gotten appointed with Farmers Insurance and am working with a managing agent. Despite my credit he has taken me on and put me under his business insurance and bond. He knows me and knows that I am very trustworthy and conscientious. He also sees how well I am able to understand and sell insurance. I have my fire and casualty license and am working on my life and health license. I should have done them both at the same time, but didn't have the $$ to do both classes and tests. He is paying for my life license and test now. So I am trying to finish those this week. Then I'll be licensed for everything except securities. I'll wait on that.

The lawsuit for Sara's injuries is going pretty well. The legal team has been working for over a year on the case and we now have a court date. We are going to trial in May. We are very hopeful for a favorable outcome. Lord knows Sara deserves a win with everything she has been through and will endure the rest of her life.

Until then, we are just trying to keep everything going. I have sent in my last piece of jewelry for appraisal. Then it goes down to an auction house in SF. We've gone through everything in the house and taken pictures for an estate sale. We will probably call an estate liquidator and let them just come buy it in a single lot. Then the house will be pretty much empty, except for Sara's stuff, my mattress, all of michael's room, and kitchen stuff. I struggled over whether to get rid of my kitchen collection. I finally decided that I really wanted to keep it. I have stuff from my Grandmother, her mother, my mother, both sides of the family, silly stuff, specialty items, and they all mean something to me and nothing to anyone else. There would be so little value to another person. I can look at pictures of feasts my grandmother had prepared and know exactly what she used and where. And, although my own daughter could be less interested in cooking, she does love it when I tell her the history of something. And nothing is better to share history over than food and food preparation. Anyway, there it is.

My ex husband is still here, helping take care of Sara. He's unemployed, too, but his business is starting to pick up. He should be out of here around the first of the year. By then hopefully my business is picking up too in the insurance field. Until then he has been helping where he can and donating some of his unemployment payments to the cause. its all good. Turns out we are still pretty good roommates. If we had been smart the first time we wouldn't have messed up and gotten married. Some people can be good friends and roommates, but horrid married people. That was us. Ugh. Anyway, we are good roommates. But this is definately not a permanent thing. Do like some privacy around here.

I have heard that if some kinds of alcohol mix in your stomach it can explode

in ancient times in some places the water wasn't drinkable hence beer

I wonder how we found out there are twenty four hours in a day

it looks a little odd when a guy shaves his head but not his face

I imagine the moon actually affects gravity the earth is keeping us on it and the moon is allowing us to be upright

would an ice age make it cold enough to snow at the equator?

I don't see how drinking raw eggs can possibly be good for you

disconbobulated

I wonder who came up with bark and quack and other animal noises and how

I think mythbusters proved you can't punch your way out of a coffin and dig your way out of a grave

I never actually thought about it before but apparently the words boobs and pubes rhyme

film makers just love to destroy the golden gate

stethamascope

if Michael and I stood side by side you would probably think I am younger because he is seven inches taller but I am about two and a half years older.

how the hell do you juice a grape?

while I am not particularly superstitious I don't like to take my chances on Friday the thirteenth

what are the chances that your heart will catch on fire?

the only pregnant man I have heard of was actually a woman that got a sex change and for whatever reason they didn't remove the uterus

I wonder if it is true that lighting doesn't usually strike in the same place twice unless there is a lightning rod

why do when people die in movies are they so cold? do you really go cold when you are fatally injured?

didn't Anne Frank hide in a basement?

nothing in my life happens very quickly so I have to wait not complaining just an observation

I think religious fanatics especially violent ones are asses

I thought the basic function of every branch of the military is homeland security

pig nipples

why would somebody load a gun before cleaning it?

I know mad scientist usually means crazy. I wonder if mad scientist ever means angry

I would think it would actually be illegal to swim in an oasis because they can be the main water source for an area

with just how infinitely massive the universe is there is bound to be more life

i couldn't imagine just how horrible it would be to be burned at the stake

I think most people would think I was the younger sibling if Michael and I stood side by side.

I was referring to newly weds. sorry for the confusion

I was watching robin hood men in tights when the sheriff of rodingham was using a jack hammer on maid mariannes chastity belt

I wonder if like an actor is married is it okay for them to kiss other actors for work

show me a married couple that doesn't bump uglies and I will show you the loch ness monster with three eyes

it would be really weird if there were pink and purple people.

I am flop

what does the spleen do?

why would a scuba diver possibly need a snorkel?

I don't doubt that the magnetic poles would eventually reverse but I think it would take trillions of years

I like things that debunks stories in the bible. realistically none off them make sense

Noahs ark

the amount of water the ark would have had to displace would be astronomical. also the herbavors and carnivors would have to be separately and there would have to be ways to deliver food and remove waste.

how in the world do you walk with heels in sand?

being warm-blooded is a gargantuan advantage

I wonder who the coaches talk to with their head sets in football

I imagine it would be completely horrible to be burnt alive

before nine eleven i had never even heard of the world trade center

what is with the two thousand twelve doom theory?

I wonder if they would rebuild the golden gate if it got destroyed

I don't know a single person that likes to parallel park

I used a head set for my cell phone while driving for a reason

I wonder what would happen if a straight woman called the thing for gay men

unibrows are freaky

dogs of the hot variety

I can't imagine why people would want to go to the poles. they are damn cold. really what could be so important and interesting about them?

I can't imagine why people would want to go to the poles. they are damn cold. really what could be so important and interesting about them?

how in the world do you get out of a whirl pool?

its a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

hurricanes are pretty bad I am glad we only get earthquakes

spa gazelle

bees

can a woman even be king?

flopasorus rex

I am a lean mean flop machine

sarcasm dysentary its anorexia for quitters

January new years February Valentines March saint Patricks April Easter may probably earth day June end of school July independence day August nothing September labor day October Halloween November Thanksgiving December Christmas hannukah kwanza and maybe ramidan

I think August is the only month with no holidays

I have never been really interested in the military. even if I was OK it would be an amazingly stupid idea for me to enlist because I have asthma and I can't get drafted because I am a woman. besides I would be the worst soldier ever. h

I imagine it would actually be worse to be crucified upside down because all the blood would rush to your head

what makes bullet proof glass bullet proof?

I wonder what the years between bc and ad were

I think it might be taboo for an aethiest to go to Vatican city

jo jo jo of the jungle watch out for that tree a a a a a a a watch out for tree e e watch out for that TREE

if you somehow removed the lens from some ones eye could they focus or just see blobs?

I think if homosexuality was really so evil god wouldn't have created it

I don't get how the church would really care about homosexuality. if it was really so evil why did god create it? for those who don't know I don't believe in god

it would freak every one out if I played a first person shooter and I totally owned

it would freak every one out if I played a first person shooter and I totally owned

svigmomenometer

I have never been very girly. I would be happier climbing a tree then getting my hair done

doesn't popping joints release like excess calcium or somesuch?

where the hell did the term gazongas come from?

when you have them boobs really aren't that interesting

assume the position just sounds naughty

I was thinking the advantages to me being an adult are I am already full-grown so I won't out grow stuff but I am definitely not a small girl by any means. for those who don't know I am twenty one

I was thinking it would be a really bad idea to put me on a roller coaster

why anybody would live at the base of a volcano is beyond me

lava dome

I wouldn't really be surprised if there would be like bovine or canine or feline flu

how could your teeth possibly be itchy?